I don’t think I ever tell you about my theory on God, Punishment, and Sense of Humor... I believe that God doesn’t punish people by striking them down with lightning bolts or have them burst into flames as the history books may have described… I think God has a much better sense of humor… I think that he punishes people in a much clever manner… allow me to site two examples:

Hair Abuse and Baldness

I believe that God doesn’t let hair abuse go unpunished… If you abuse the privilege of having hair, I believe that God will take that privilege away from you… he may not do it immediately, but you trust me, his wrath will be felt…. Allow me to cite 2 examples… can anyone say Andre Agassi? Can anyone say Kenny G.? Poster-boys for the “terrible abuse of hair privilege” both are suffering from drastic q-ball syndrome

Womanizers and Daughters

Oh the womanizer… These individuals think they have it made… always scoring with the ladies… they probably think they have God on their side… Oh how these men couldn’t be wrong… God doth punish the womanizer but again, it’s not immediate it’s the most suitable of punishments. Now I don’t want to get anyone in trouble so I will avoid naming specific names, but just think of those “great-the-ladies” gentlemen who now have kids… How many of them have daughters? Think about it? Just think about it? Can you think of a worse punishment that an 18year enslavement to the memories of former escapades as a father waves goodbye to his daughter on prom night? I can’t. (I must apologize to the female audience for possibly insulting your fathers, but… am I right? Honestly.

As you can see, God is a God with a sense of humor… it’s not that bad deeds go unpunished, because by golly as you can see by the examples above, his punishments are quite distinct, and more fitting than one could describe.