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Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead. --James Thurber |
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I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be. --Douglas Adams |
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Do not remove a fly from your friend's forehead with a hatchet. --Chinese Proverb |
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The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race. --Don Marquis |
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There was green alligators and long-necked geese,
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees.
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born,
The loveliest of all was the unicorn. --Shel Silverstein |
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There's no business like show business. --Irving Berlin |
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Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice about them. --George Bernard Shaw |
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What may be done at any time will be done at no time --Scottish Proverb |
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You've got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was. --Irish Proverb |
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Associate with well-mannered persons and your manners will improve. Run around with decent folk and your own decent instincts will be strengthened. --Stanley Walker |
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There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes. --Doctor Who |
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There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval. --George Santayana |
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What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. --Dave Barry |
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I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. --Oscar Wilde |
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Associate yourself with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation for 'tis better to be alone than in bad company. --George Washington |
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If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. --Paul Beatty |
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Lord, what fools these mortals be! --William Shakespeare |
| Wise men profit more from fools than fools from wise men; for the wise men shun the mistakes of fools, but fools do not imitate the successes of the wise. --Cato the Elder |
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Life is a zoo in a jungle. --Peter De Vries |
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Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony. --Robert Benchley |
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When the character of a man is not clear to you, look at his friends. --Japanese Proverb |
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Women should be obscene and not heard. --Groucho Marx |
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Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms. --Alan Corenk |
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My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet. She's now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia. --Dame Edna Everage |
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We are all born mad. Some remain so --Samuel Beckett |
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Work is the curse of the drinking classes. --Oscar Wilde |
Picture omitted | Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting. --John Russell |
| Pitcure omitted | Do not envy a sinner; you don't know what disaster awaits him. --Bible, Old Testament |
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If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. --Dean Martin |
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In a mad world only the mad are sane. --Akira Kurosawa |
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. --John Benfield |
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Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy. --Charlie McCarthy |
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