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• Why... oh why... must everything that is sooooo bad for me.... taste....so good?!

• If I had slept with my best friend's sister's roommate in college cousin's wife.....and I am female, would that make me a lesbian, only if we did it one time?

• I heard this question the other day and I'm still trying to answer it... Why does Hawaii have interstate highways??

• Why can't the Deadskins put together a decent football team anymore?

• My question involves the human armpit. I have spent time on the east coast and have noticed that from Boston to Philadelphia guys love their hair and sweat. Is it a sign of being a man? I always thought the length and size was an indicator of a man. I don't understand who in their right mind would buy deodorant without anti-persperant...but all the crazy dudes out here do it!! The west is anti-sweat and anti-hair but the east is pro-sweat and pro-hair. Please help me understand why! There are homosexuals galore on both sides of the country so I know that isn't it.
  Also one other crazy thing I noticed. Why wear a tanktop as an undershirt? It doesn't keep your shirts from getting sweaty pit stains which is 80% of the reason to wear one!

• Anyway, here's a doozy of a question for you; that with your expert knowledge in computer programming, should be a piece of cake....How do I get my yahoo account setup so that all of the mail that gets delivered into my "Bulk Mail" folder instead gets delivered straight into the "Trash" folder? My amount of junk mail has finally reached the point that my mail box overfills it's "Quota Storage" What the hell can I do, OTHER THAN just get a new e-mail account....it's not that I'm partial to this one...it's just dear God how can I make it all stop!

• I will be moving to Baltimore the first of the year to finish my PharmD degree at the Univ of Maryland College Park...Where are all the cool bars at? Where to eat? Where to find some great looking guys? Tell me about thhi I will be finishing my degree soon and need to PARTY!!!!!!!