Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb	F-R-A-G-I-L-E, must be Italian
I came here to do two things: Chew gum and kick ass. Looks like I'm fresh out of gum.	We're on a mission from God
Man, you've got some fucked up friends, I'm tellin' ya. Limber, though...	There are only two things I hate; those who are intolerant of other people's cultures........and the Dutch.
Well, congratulations numb nuts.... you've succeeded in turning me into a frickin' Jack in the box!	It's a place used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography together.
This movie is gonna make House Party look like House Party 2.	I think it is clear that we can expect great things from you.
I'm the great Red Dragon!	You're a remarkable boy. You're so courageous. I think I'll eat your heart.
I'm not wearing any pants. Film at eleven.	I do believe Marsellus Wallace, my husband, your boss, told you to take ME out and do WHATEVER I WANTED. I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good.
Normally, both of you would be dead as fucking fried chicken by now, but since I'm in a transitional period, I don't want to kill either one of your asses.	We should have shotguns for this.
PC Load Letter"? What the fuck does that mean?!	Hi, my name is Steve. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack but now I am off it and trying to stay clean. That is why I am selling magazine subscriptions.
I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything that I hoped it could be.	I've hired you to help me start a war! It's an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.
Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me!	I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
No one will really be free until nerd persecution ends.	Ofcourse I don't have my underwear. I'm definately not wearing my underwear.
The wind whispers of fear and hate. The war has killed love. And those that confess to the Angka are punished, and no one dare ask where they go. Here, only the silent survive.	Just 'cause it's a tall tale don't mean it ain't true.
You killed Dickie!! I know it was YOU!!!	This school sucks, man! Sucks!
Reebs.That's what we used to call them when we was kids.It's beer spelled backwards.	I've survived Vietnam, I can survive this bullshit!
Ok, you people! Sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president.	This is going to take crackerjack timing.