He's playing hardball. And I got to admit. I'm impressed.	Honey, Frank the Tank is not coming back, ok? That part of me is over. Water under the bridge. I promise.
That party that we had last night has given us a lot of street cred.	Guys this is a very special occasion. The Godfather himself has decided to grace us with his presence. This is his damn house. He sleeps twenty feet away.
Honey, you think KFC is still open?	Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.
Fuckin' every now and then I fall apart and I need you now tonight. I fuckin' need you more than ever.	I see Blue, He look's glorious.
Six weeks ago Abdul here had a one way ticket to an arranged marriage with a broad he never met in Bangladesh. Now he's crushing ass every Thursday night at our mixers.	I'd like to welcome you all to the Mitch Martin Freedom Festival. Now for those of you who don't know who Mitch Martin is, he's the very successful, very disease free gentleman standing by the mini bar. Now, courtesy of Speaker City, which is slashing prices on everything from beepers to DVD players, give a warm welcome Harrison welcome to my pal and your favorite, Snoop Dogg.
You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hangout with nineteen year old girls everyday?	So what do you guys like better? Nurse or cheerleader? Oh, hi Nicole. Have fun at the wedding?
Oh, that's funny to you? You won't be laughing when someone prematurely pops in your face. It stings. And that's now why I have a lazy eye.	What happened? I blacked out.
What are you gonna do? Tell on me? You know you can't buddy. It's guy code. That's something chicks do. You're not a chick are you? Ok. Good talk. I'll see you out there.	I heard one of your pledges died. Is that true?
So what are you? Campus security?	Can you do me a favor and tell Mitch it's perfectly okay to have sex with a 17 year old?
What we need to do is throw a big kick off, kick ass party.	I actually gave this to you for your wedding.
Listen, this is a serious situation. I mean, I'm kicked out of school. I don't know what I'm gonna do, man. My mom's gonna kill me.	Please be honest with me and tell me this is the first time.
We're going streaking.	You know I was thinking we could go back home... have some dinner and pop in the Sisqo CD... no? Weren't thinking that? Ok.