Yo, bartender, Jobu needs a refill	You know, a few years ago I would have thought this was very strange.
You think I'm hostile now? Wait 'til you see me tonight.	We're from out of town.
I've drank more beer, pissed more blood, and banged more quiff than all you numb-nuts put together	We will tear your soul apart.
I'll be getting my driver's license pretty soon.	I thought I'd be home for dinner an hour ago! But this is very impressive!
I think I have a super-hero stalker.	I was just on my way to get drunk.
Sorry I was late. Work was murder.	Fifty years ago, you people came uninvited and divided the Korean peninsula into two. After all that, what are you trying to teach us at this point?
Don't you know what's goin' on out there? This is no Sunday School picnic!	You know how Americans are, Kiki. They all love to travel, and then they only want to meet other Americans and talk about how hard it is to get a decent hamburger.
What's the meaning of goodness if there isn't a little badness to overcome?	In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.
Sure, they all love you until they go after your trust fund like a pack of rabid wolves!	That's an attention-getter.
What the hell is the world coming to?	What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law.
I went to rock and roll heaven, and I wasn't on the guest list.	I wonder if I'll be held responsible for this.
God, that is so clever.	This used to be a helluva good country. I can't understand what's gone wrong with it.
Not everyone is meant to make a difference. But for me, the choice to lead an ordinary life is no longer an option.	I may have lost my heart, but not my self-control.
Jack, you know the next we see each other, there will be a killin'.	Sweetheart, you can't buy the necessities of life with cookies.
The first passage will allow the demon to manifest itself in the flesh.	Groovy
It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.	I'll swallow your soul!! I'll swallow your soul!!
Gimme back my hand..GIMME BACK MY HAND!	Waste your brain; wax your board; pray for waves.
As if things weren't bad enough, now I've been abducted by aliens.	I am not an animal! I am a human being! I am a man!
Well, it didn't look like a two-horse town, but try finding a decent hair jelly.	He stinks and I don't like him.
You ain't no kind of man if you ain't got land.	where's the happy little tire swing?
This band of miscreants, this very evening, interfered with a lynch mob in the performance of its duty.	If we can get a picture of Julia Roberts in a thong, we can get a picture of this weirdo.
You have a knack for getting in trouble.	You can't display a toad in a fine restaurant like this! Why, the good folks here would go right off the feed!
So, how do I look?	Would you like to have dinner with us tonight? It's just leftovers. Collard greens and corn bread, some candied yams, a little potato salad, fried chicken, peach cobbler and a few slices of ham.
Get me some narco skinny. I want to do an all-hophead issue. You know, schwartze jazz musicians and movie stars. You like it?	The thieves, the filthy little thieves! They stole my Precious, and we wants it!
So many social engagements, so little time.	You're goin' down like an one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest.
Whew, this movie business is tough. I might just have to go back to loan-sharking for a while to get some vacation.	Do you ever wonder at what point you got to stop living up here and start living down here?
You'll do as I say, and ask no questions. Do you follow my drift?	I'm so damned fast I can wake up at the crack of dawn, rob two banks, a train and a stage coach, shoot the tail feathers off a duck's ass at 300 feet, and still be back in bed before you wake up next to me.