You have the right to remain sexy.	I'm as happy as a Frenchman who has just invented a pair of self-removing trousers!
Those double-crossing sexy, sexy sluts!	And every living creature on this planet will go to hell. My friends, we're about to make history...end.
Oh, I'm getting heat from the guy in the hot pink thong.	Cute
You tell your stupid redneck son to stay the hell away from my daughter!	Okay. If you're not going to have some peaches, we've got some Jell-O in the fridge. You know, some naughty ladies like to wrestle in that stuff.
Wow. This is a god dam Greek tragedy.	They make me look cool.
Did everyone take their crazy flakes today?	No, I don't think you're nuts, but I don't think that you have both feet on the ground either.
Don't smoke crack. It's a ghetto drug.	When I was in fourth grade, I dropped karate because some kid half my size made me cry.
Yikes. Just yikes.	Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mister Cowboy?
Yeah, the court ordered her to take anger-management classes after she pummeled a customer for grabbing her ass. They gave her probation, I gave her a raise. Cheers!	Let's just say that when the tough get together, they call me boss.
Why? There are lions and tigers there. And the lions go Rrrrroar! And do not forget the monkeys, they are so cute, they go 'ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh'. And you can buy a balloon there.	Oh yeah, a research party!
He was the most beautiful, wise, kind, thoughtful human being who ever lived.	You have to think like a hero merely to behave like a decent human being.
Oops. Clumsy me. I just dropped a pen. I'm just gonna have to bend over and pick it up. Thus, leaving my butt open to a kick, stabbing, or the possible application of a humorous bumper sticker.	If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of Hell, a level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.