Well, butt-kickers, what's cooking?	Toss my salad, fool, what's that?
If I get killed, tell Courtney in accounting I love her and erase all the porn on my computer.	If people in really poor countries can't get food, does that mean they can't get diet soda either?
Let me tell you what I told my brother last Thanksgiving: give me my money back!	If people in really poor countries can't get food, does that mean they can't get diet soda either?
This is the coolest thing I have ever seen.	Oh, look at me, I'm way cool. I'm off with my way cool friends to sniff floor wax.
Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?	Gay, gag, what'd you do, bring us into a fag hang-out?
I don't care if the turkey said the dog was a turkey! The dog is not the turkey! The turkey's the turkey, you turkey!	Oh great, food with hair on it.
Cartoons make me horny. Oh and food.	You train a dog with food. You can buy a person with money. But there isn't a man alive able to influence the Wolf of Mibu.
Oh, yeah. You're just friends.	Hatred can become like food, it gives you this energy that you can like, live off of.