Vegas, baby!!!!	No comment
All I do is stare at their mouths and wrinkle my nose, and I turn out to be a sweetheart.	Ma'am, where do the high school girls hang out in this town?
How about if I wait six weeks to call. I could tell her I found her number while I was cleaning out my wallet, I can't remember where we met. I'll ask her what she looks like and then I'll ask her if we f****d. How about that? Would that be money?	Wait I'm gonna do my thing with the thing.
The party started at 8. Why are we going to a bar at 10?	That was college, you don't understand. The girls, they drink, they don't know any better.
I'll have a scotch on the rocks. Any scotch will do as long as it's not a blend. Single malted Glen...any Glen	We're gonna spend half the night driving around the Hills looking for one party and then leaving 'cause it sucks, then we're gonna look for this other party you heard about.
I don't want you to be like the guy in the PG-13 movie where everyone hopes it's going to happen. I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie.	I heard he drives a carriage around Central Park.
I went over her head. Oh God, I said Age of Enlightenment like a Las Vegas waitress is going to get an obscure French philisophical reference. It's like I'm trying to show off to her. I might as well have said let me jump your ignorant bones.	Whatever, man. It's different out here.
Allright, I'm an asshole, but you're the big winner tonight.	No. No, baby, she smiled. This is what we came here for. No we met a beautiful baby and she likes you.
You know what you are? You're like a big bear with claws and with fangs...	Let me tell you something Mike, you're money. And you know what else? You're a big winner. I'm gonna ask you a simple question: Who's the big winner tonight in the Casino? Mikey, that's who! Mikey's the big winner!
Mike you see how they dress when they go out. They want you to notice them, and there's nothing wrong with letting the girls know that you're money and that you want to party.	Haven't you seen Boyz N The Hood? Now one of us is going to get shot.
You know what? Forget about it. I didn't want it, I just wanted to order it.	I spend half the night trying to talk to some girl who's eyes are darting around to see if there's someone more important she should be talking to.
So I put down my head and the whole room sits in silence for at least five minutes.	Do you think we'll get there by midnight?
The trick is, we need to look like we don't need the stuff, then they give us the stuff for free.	You can make their heads bleed in this one.
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite!!!!	They went with someone with more theme park experience. Damn, I woulda killed for that job.
Can we first see what happens when we play it cool?