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| I call bullsh*t on giant balloons |
I call bullsh*t on fountains |
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| I call bullsh*t on moving walkways that you need to walk on |
I call bullsh*t on this $12 bloody mary |
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| I call bullsh*t on sunglasses |
I call bullsh*t on baby pink and baby blue |
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| I call bullsh*t on Crease's eyebrow |
I call bullsh*t on not being able to drink in cabs in Naptown |
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| I call bullsh*t on green bottles |
I call bullsh*t on looking like an SNL skit |
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| I call bullsh*t on Judo drinking a baby beer |
I call bullsh*t on the white man's overbite |
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| I call bullsh*t on headbutts |
I call bullsh*t on asking foreigners to take pictures |
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| I call bullsh*t on Amstel Light |
I call bullsh*t on the white man's overbite |
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| I call bullsh*t on Digit, Judo and Crease dancing on the bar |
I call bullsh*t on foreshortening |
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| I call bullsh*t on extreme closeups |
I call bullsh*t on pimps |
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| I call bullsh*t on this crowd |
I call bullsh*t on a great picture |
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| I call bullsh*t on another great picture |
I call bullsh*t on the best picture |
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| I call bullsh*t on hitchhiking from a cab stand |
I call bullsh*t on lesbianism |
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| I call bullsh*t on long cab lines |
I call bullsh*t on hair adornments |
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| I call bullsh*t on falling asleep while standing up |
I call bullsh*t on losing one shoe |
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| I call bullsh*t on Satan |
I call bullsh*t on new jackets |
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| I call bullsh*t on red wine |
I call bullsh*t on strangers |
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| I call bullsh*t on Miller Lite |
I call bullsh*t on molars |
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| I call bullsh*t on cigarette machines |
I call bullsh*t on Crease grabbing Digit's boob |
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| I call bullsh*t on eating |
I call bullsh*t on salt and pepper precariously placed on ledges |
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| I call bullsh*t on Jim Beam |
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| I call bullsh*t on smoking |
I call bullsh*t on "chin down" |
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| I call bullsh*t on hot chicks on the trapeze flying within inches of my head |
I call bullsh*t on amazement |
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| I call bullsh*t on sleeping |
I call bullsh*t on napping |
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| I call bullsh*t on Crease getting ready to pee his pants |
I call bullsh*t on Crease peeing his pants |
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| I call bullsh*t on porn parties |
I call bullsh*t on staring off into space |
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| I call bullsh*t on a 400XL shirt |
I call bullsh*t on 16 drink glasses being on the table |
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| I call bullsh*t on singing in a nice restaurant |
I call bullsh*t on kissies |
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| I call bullsh*t on wine bottles getting in the way |
I call bullsh*t on espresso surprise |
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| I call bullsh*t on that damn jacket |
I call bullsh*t on taking pictures of oneself |
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| I call bullsh*t on Sweet and Low |
I call bullsh*t on little chairs |
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| I call bullsh*t on Judo breaking her neck for a picture |
I call bullsh*t on Big Noise |
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| I call bullsh*t on the Jazz Club |
I call bullsh*t on falling onto the camera |
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| But you can't see cancer |
I call bullsh*t on sloots |
