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 Crease
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Birthdate:
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01-08-75
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Favorite Drink:
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Greyhound/Scotch/Amstel Light/Water
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Favorite Food:
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Mexican
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The best movie ever is:
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Apocalypse Now/Fight Club/Ocean's 11
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because.....
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they're good
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The worst movie ever is:
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Traffic
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because....
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I walked out on it, good enough reason?
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Turn ons:
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Stomachs, Rear Ends
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Turn offs:
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Thin lips/curly hair
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Favorite Olympic Event:
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Super G (skiing)
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My favorite sitcome character is:
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Dan Conner from "Roseanne"
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because....
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he's the all american, beer drinking, idiot dad who doesn't know what the hell he's doing.
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My favorite cartoon character is:
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Homer Simpson/Moe Sizlac/Apu Nahas-Peea-Pethalon
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because....
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they make the show
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 Digit
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Birthdate:
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August 29, 1976
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Favorite Drink:
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Red Wine, Mount Gay, Dirty Martinis
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Favorite Food:
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Steamed Crabs, Filet Mignon
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The best movie ever is:
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The Godfather
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because.....
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Pacino, DeNiro, Brando, Caan, Duvall, Garcia.... shall I continue?
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The worst movie ever is:
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Every single movie starring Steven Seagal
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because....
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he is just the WORST
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Turn ons:
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Eyes, ability to make me laugh, long hair, oh, and prickly asses
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Turn offs:
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Bad attitudes, big egos, jean shorts, and o yeah, prickly asses
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Favorite Olympic Event:
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Sailing.... of course
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My favorite sitcome character is:
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George Costanza
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because....
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"My name is George. I'm unemployed and live with my parents."
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My favorite cartoon character is:
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Cartman
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because....
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he's a genius
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 Edward
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Birthdate:
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March 6, 1975
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Favorite Drink:
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Pinot Grigio, Captain & Ginger
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Favorite Food:
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Filet Mignon, New York Pizza
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The best movie ever is:
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Say Anything
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because.....
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who doesn't melt when John Cusack is holding the boom box while it plays "In Your Eyes"
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The worst movie ever is:
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Interview With a Vampire
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because....
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who wants to see hotties like Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt biting people, Gross!
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Turn ons:
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Nice smile, strong shoulders, sense of humor, confidence, love of reading
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Turn offs:
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Selfishness, bad teeth, rudeness
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Favorite Olympic Event:
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Synchronized swimming
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My favorite sitcome character is:
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Mallory Keaton of Family Ties
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because....
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Not so smart, but always looked so cute.
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My favorite cartoon character is:
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Winnie the Pooh
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because....
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he doesn't wear any pants
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 Esperanto
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Birthdate:
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9/15
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Favorite Drink:
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Hoegaarden, Goldschlager
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Favorite Food:
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Steaks, Ribs, generally things that had a face
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The best movie ever is:
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Cannonball Run
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because.....
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Where else are you going to get an all star cast of 70's throwbacks with a plot that is loosely based on the sexual prowess of our protagonist, Burt Reynolds, all while doing 120 mph?
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The worst movie ever is:
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Anything with Wesley Snipes.
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because....
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have you seen him? God, he's awful
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Turn ons:
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calves, long hair
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Turn offs:
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meat tubes, open mouth chewing
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Favorite Olympic Event:
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400 meter dash
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My favorite sitcome character is:
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Jerri Blank from Strangers with Candy
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because....
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i had never heard of a woman refer to her genitals as her "bacon strip."
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My favorite cartoon character is:
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Cartman
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because....
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I can identify with his weight problem.
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 Gup
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Birthdate:
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Favorite Drink:
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The best movie ever is:
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because.....
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The worst movie ever is:
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because....
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Turn ons:
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Turn offs:
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Favorite Olympic Event:
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My favorite sitcome character is:
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because....
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My favorite cartoon character is:
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because....
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 Judo
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Birthdate:
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5/22/76 - that means I'm a gemini - got it?
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Favorite Drink:
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Chardonnay/Greyhound
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Favorite Food:
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Pepperoni pizza pie
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The best movie ever is:
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Raising Arizona
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because.....
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"Was the boy wearing any jammies?"
"Of course he was wearing his jammies nobody sleeps naked in this house."
"Well could you describe the jammies?"
"I don't what is damn jammies looked like...they had Yodas and shit on them."
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The worst movie ever is:
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Showgirls
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because....
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it just is - trust me.
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Turn ons:
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Sense of humor/Intelligence/"Great face"/Missing a finger
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Turn offs:
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The opposite of Turn ons and bad breath while chewing with mouth open
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Favorite Olympic Event:
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Figure skating or skiing
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My favorite sitcome character is:
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Cliff Claven
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because....
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he's hot and wears a uniform
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My favorite cartoon character is:
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Nelson
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because....
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"So, do you like.... stuff?"
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 Nubs
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Birthdate:
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February 16, 1972
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Favorite Drink:
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Raspberry-Lime Ricky
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Favorite Food:
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Fried Chicken from Royal Farms
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The best movie ever is:
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Rainman
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because.....
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KMart Sucks!
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The worst movie ever is:
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Dracula
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because....
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The only movie where I actually fell asleep in the theatre!
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Turn ons:
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Mel Gibson, Gwen Stefani's abs, traveling somewhere new, the beach & a good sense of humor
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Turn offs:
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Bees, snow, work & narrow mindedness
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Favorite Olympic Event:
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200 Meter Dash
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My favorite sitcome character is:
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Jack Tripper on Three's Company
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because....
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I liked him so much I tried to dress like him in 7th grade!
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My favorite cartoon character is:
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Terrance & Philips
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because....
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Uncle F*cker is a brilliant song!
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 PingPong
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Birthdate:
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10-25-76 -- National Make a Difference Day (Neighbors Helping Neighbors)
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Favorite Drink:
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V&T, Killians, 007 (If you don't know what this is, please see the drinks section)
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Favorite Food:
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Italian
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The best movie ever is:
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Goodfellas/The Godfather -- honorable mention Clerks, can't beat dialog
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because.....
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Plot Depth, Immeasurable Casts, timelessness
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The worst movie ever is:
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Sweet Home Alabama/Return to Me
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because....
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You can smell each plot line/twiste coming from a mile away.... mindless drivel that gives females unrealistic views of reality
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Turn ons:
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mid-driff
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Turn offs:
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thick ankles... feet - any kind
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Favorite Olympic Event:
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involuntary luge, or biathlon... like Seinfeld said, skiing and target shooting are two great tastes that just seem to go together, don't you agree?
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My favorite sitcome character is:
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Kramer
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because....
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he was one of the last male sitcom characters who wasn't homosexual (not that there's anything wrong with that), an overgrown child in need of constant parenting, and/or a flat out moron.
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My favorite cartoon character is:
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Ralph Wiggum
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because....
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he got car sick in Principle Skinner's office
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 Puddin
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Birthdate:
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February 10, 1976 (same as Mark Spitz)
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Favorite Drink:
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Coca-Cola, Miller Lite, Stolio, Jack Daniels
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Favorite Food:
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Wingies
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The best movie ever is:
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Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
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because.....
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it was incredibly true to the books. Crowe did an amazing job of pulling Aubrey off paper and putting him on the screen. Action scenes were phenomenal. NO ROMANCE.
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The worst movie ever is:
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The Perfect Storm
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because....
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Worst miscasting ever. Worst story ever. You knew they were gonna die. They overdid the boat rolling (once was enough). Marky Mark floating in the water at the end was FUNNY, not sad.
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Turn ons:
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quick wit, likes to laugh, can expound on a number of subjects
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Turn offs:
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hair flipping, pomposity, always trying to impress everybody
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Favorite Olympic Event:
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Table Tennis
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My favorite sitcome character is:
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Wanda Plenn from Doogie Howser, MD
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because....
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she was hot
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My favorite cartoon character is:
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Bender from Futurama
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because....
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he eats the bottle after drinking a beer (no trash)
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